when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne
omfg I called my mom’s phone so I could tell them I wanted mcdonalds but she didn’t answer her phone and then all of a sudden our house phone rings and I assumed that it was her calling back so when I answered it I yelled “PLEASE BUY ME MCDONALDS” and the person on the phone goes “um……this is t-mobile”
you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between
at school like
Kate Winslet goes in to hug Matthew for his Oscar.
He feels a sharp pain in his stomach, warmth leaving his body replaced with the cold of metal. He can’t even look down, but he knows what happened
Kate smiles while holding him, and leans in, and with a mix of a hiss and a whisper says:
"DiCaprio sends his regards."